My best friend Mark is one of the nicest people anyone could every wish to meet. We’ve been friends now for ages and we speak most days on the phone. We get on really well but there has never been any romance between us. I used to think that because he never talked about girls that he might be gay but what he told me last night put that rumour to bed! Mark came into some money a couple of weeks ago and decided to spend most of it on a new wardrobe of clothes. He told me he also wanted to ‘treat’ himself so he has spent what’s left of his windfall on two London escorts that he’ll be meeting at their apartment this Friday night. I almost fell off my chair when he told me! I really didn’t think he had it in him especially as he appears to be quite shy when he first meets people. I can’t wait for him to call round on Saturday to tell me all about it.